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  • . . . find me a horse of a different color." In response, Ottens . . .
  • ....wondered what color would be appropriately "different", naturally fearing Archer's wrath should be chose a horse of wrong shading. Fortunately, it would at least be simple to find a horse, since Space Captain Toby....
  • ... was busy making one out of tin. Although undoubtedly of a different colour, the tin horse needed to be brought to Archer at once, so...
  • ...MrFats performed a demonstration of superhuman strength by lifting the metal beast over his shoulder and depositing it at Archer's feet. It surprised them all when the heartless animal...
  • . . . ate Archer, especially considering his incorporeal form. The tin horse . . .
  • ...got indigestion from the strange entity in its stomach and promptly...
  • . . . ran away to be very sick in a pasture, of tin. QueenAquaBubbles . . .
  • ...... naturally took Archer's seat upon the Throne and decreed that .....
  • . . . all the Flying Monkeys and Winkies must have their freedom! While the otherworldly creatures rejoiced . . .
  • ...the Lollipop Guild sulked because they had not been mentioned in the decree. Ottens, noticing their discontent, decided to...
  • ....join the Lillipop Resistance and fight for their Freedom from the benevolent dictatorship of QAB! Not having anticipated such discontent amongst her citizenry, QAB immediately....
  • ...brought out the backup forces. A legion of...
  • ...steam-powered beatles! This upset Col. Adrianna terribly, prompting her to declare that,....
  • ...no steam powered bugs were to be utilized in imaginary wars or PETA would be all over the issue. QAB, being reasonable, decided...
  • . . . to end the war entirely and resign her position, giving it instead to an abnormally intelligent scarecrow. This satisfied . . .
  • ...Ottens since the scarecrow reminded him of Batman and the upcoming film! Col. Adrianna, however, was less amused and told the scarecrow....
  • ...that she would not be a willing part of his rule. She packed up her things and began walking down the yellow brick road where she encountered...
  • . . . a lion. Shocked, Col. Hazard . . .
  • . . . . called upon . . . .
  • . . . Ottens, to come to her aid. He . . .
  • . . . ate the lion and thus caused . . .
  • ...himself terrible indigestion later that day. However, with the way clear Col. Hazard could continue on her journey. A little father down the road, she was met with a very strange sight...
  • . . . of a green lady wearing a witch costume. The green-skinned woman promptly . . .
  • . . . shape-shifted, reavealing that it was actually Buford Mathias in disguise! Col. Adrianna, of course . . .
  • ...was pleased to discover that the witch was not a witch after all. In her joy, she...
  • .....danced peculiarly thus attracting the attention of.....
  • ... MrFats, who had not been seen in these parts for some time. The elusive creature...
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    . . . suggested he accompany Col. Hazard on her journey. Of course, Col. Hazard . . .
  • . . . fled in terror in response to such inquiry, prompting MrFats to declare . . .
  • . . . that he would flea from this strange land forever. Ottens . . .
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